{"id":5472,"date":"2026-10-31T19:35:16","date_gmt":"2026-10-31T16:35:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theserver.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/?p=5472"},"modified":"2026-11-07T18:39:33","modified_gmt":"2026-11-07T15:39:33","slug":"opetajate-tsitaadid-oktoober","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theserver.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/2026\/oktoober-2026\/opetajate-tsitaadid-oktoober\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00d5petajate tsitaadid"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKeeran Sul hapniku kinni.\u201d \u2013 Toomas J\u00fcrgenstein akna sulgemise kohta<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eFahrenheit? Mine h\u00fcppa aknast v\u00e4lja.\u201d \u2013 Agnes Vask<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eEga ma ei hammusta, aga kui vaja, siis ma hammustan ka tagareast.\u201d \u2013 Uve Saar<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKui siin jahedaks l\u00e4heb, hakake nutma.\u201d \u2013 \u00dclle H\u00fcva<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d5pilane: \u201eMul on see keele peal.\u201d Age Salo: \u201eS\u00fclita v\u00e4lja siis.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eMu eesm\u00e4rk on lihtsalt segadust tekitada, muud midagi.\u201d \u2013 Tiina Pluum<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKui laulda \u201eTuljakut\u201d mollis, siis k\u00f5ik saavad aru, et on naljakas.\u201d \u2013 Eve Paap<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eMa olen praegu mitte 6-7, vaid 50\/50.\u201d \u2013 Uve Saar<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eVahepeal on kasulik [s\u00f6\u00f6gi asemel] veep\u00e4ev teha.\u201d \u2013 \u00dclle H\u00fcva abiturientide Vargam\u00e4e toidupuudusest<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eMulle meeldivad inimkatsed, muidu ma siin koolis ei t\u00f6\u00f6taks.\u201c \u2013 Age Salo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eEi maksa perenaisega jamada, kui ta kartuleid koorib. Ohtlik v\u00e4rk.\u201d \u2013 Eve Paap<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eMa ei saa ju panna sigma <em>handwriting<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 Agnes Vask (uurides internetist, kuidas k\u00e4sitsi sigma kirjutada)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJooniseid teeme joonlauaga, mitte v\u00e4riseva k\u00e4ega.\u201d \u2013 Ehtel Timak<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eEi ole alkoholi vaja, ainult oliivi\u00f5li.\u201d &#8211; Angela Peeb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKurb trapets \u00fcksinda.\u201d \u2013 Ehtel Timak<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201e<em>Oh my god!<\/em> Ei no hea k\u00fcll, las ta magab.\u201d \u2013 Toomas J\u00fcrgenstein, kui avastas \u00f5pilase tunnis magamas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Indrek Pajur: \u201eK\u00f5ik t\u00f6\u00f6ks vajalikud tsitaadid olid Teras olemas.\u201d \u00d5pilane: \u201eAga seal oli ainult \u00fcks tsitaat kirjas\u2026\u201d Indrek Pajur: \u201eJust t\u00e4pselt!\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eRaku elu on veel raskem kui sinu. Teil on v\u00e4hemalt viis vaheaega\u201d \u2013 Angela Peeb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201ePoisid, t\u00fcdrukud tahavad ka teiega m\u00e4ngida.\u201d \u2013 Aimar Poom<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eElekter on sama laisk kui keskmine g\u00fcmnaasiumi\u00f5pilane. Leiab lihtsama lahenduse.\u201d \u2013 Agnes Vask<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKui maailm oleks lapik, siis k\u00f5ik kassid l\u00fckkaks asjad \u00fcle serva.\u201d \u2013 Siim Oks<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eKeeran Sul hapniku kinni.\u201d \u2013 Toomas J\u00fcrgenstein akna sulgemise kohta \u201eFahrenheit? 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